Seriously, I have a bladder infection. Since I don't know how to access health care in Korea, and knew asking for help would be difficult with the language barrier, I kept hoping I could drink it away with water. I did not.
I'll resume posting when I've made a full recovery.
Big shout out to the student affairs staff who go with their sick and injured residents to the hospital. It is so comforting during a confusing and scary process.